nosdrinker: pinterest is down but that’s okay because the only people who use pinterest are stay at home moms
let’s open up this pit– an archaeologist (via desynchronization)
k1mkardashian: remember when i was going to start working out this summer
teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Send me nudes if you wish cancer didn’t exist
awkwardtrainwreck: BRING IT ON, OLD MAN No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
fefairies: DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE
wheelcher: i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my
cyberbullier: jus.t..t…… aafjkhdskfhls I AM...
whumf: we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
immiqrant: you know the radio is shit when they get two one hit wonders to collaborate on a song together
no like the entire english hallway was inexplicably filled with pancakes
Anonymous asked: I really hate that I can't have any sexual fantasy regarding you and I without Miranda Cosgrove appearing somewhere. Who knew she was such a cock block?
snoopdong: To the left take it back now y’all one hop this time Piss on me Fucking piss on me Cha Cha real smooth
donnacabonna: making a typo when you are arguing with someone
mintblondie: it doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H A M