July 2012
June 2012
nosdrinker:
pinterest is down but that’s okay because the only people who use pinterest are stay at home moms
“let’s open up this pit”
– an archaeologist (via desynchronization)
k1mkardashian:
remember when i was going to start working out this summer
teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
person: air
me: wifi
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Send me nudes if you wish cancer didn’t exist
awkwardtrainwreck:
BRING IT ON, OLD MAN
No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
1 tag
sweet-bitsy:
Taupe.
fefairies:
DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE
wheelcher:
i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my
1 tag
cyberbullier:
jus.t..t……
aafjkhdskfhls I AM...
whumf:
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
immiqrant:
you know the radio is shit when they get two one hit wonders to collaborate on a song together
4 tags
Listen
no like
the entire english hallway
was inexplicably filled
with pancakes
Anonymous asked: I really hate that I can't have any sexual fantasy regarding you and I without Miranda Cosgrove appearing somewhere. Who knew she was such a cock block?
snoopdong:
To the left
take it back now y’all
one hop this time
Piss on me
Fucking piss on me
Cha Cha real smooth
donnacabonna:
making a typo when you are arguing with someone
1 tag
mintblondie:
it doesn’t matter if you love him
or capital H A M
